Thursday, September 25, 2008

Coming Distractions September 30th, 2008

On Tuesday the world (might) implode.

Taxi to the Dark Side
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Iron Man
Bigger Stronger Faster
The Unforeseen
CSNY/Deja Vu

Tomorrow-Friday, September 25th-is a big day for theater movies. But don't go out to see Choke or Eagle Eye or Nights in Rodanthe, because you know you want to wait several months until they come out on video. Or you want to see them in the theater and then rewatch them in the comfort of your own home.

From its advertising campaign one can infer that Eagle Eye is a story in which several characters must run away from something. Another movie where someone has to run from something: The Game, which was directed by David Fincher. Fincher also directed Fight Club, which is adapted from a novel by Chuck Palahniuk, who also wrote Choke. Clark Gregg is the man who directed Choke and he acts in Iron Man. Hopefully, knowing all that will make each of your days on this earth a little easier to endure.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana must run from a boulder. Right? Yeah!

<---here's another advertising campaign! Think of all those times you've cut yourself spreading peanut butter or had to wash that spoon from your late night snack. Finally! Gosh, what took mankind so long?? We already put a man on the moon (...or did we?)

1 comment:

Undead Molly said...

Wow, when I was little thought Goober was the pinnacle of PB&J innovation. How wrongity wrong wrong I was. I can't believe some people still use jars and knives... barbarians.